Was für eine Schande

mason-lloyd:

If it’s professionals you’re lookin’ for mate, you came to the wrong fuckin’ part of London. Are you that much of a git that you can’t even tell the posh parts of this city from the bad ones? Yeah, and then you wonder what’s wrong with your version of “London”. 

Oh, goody! Has ze big bad hund come out to play? I am just all kinds of excited zis ist so fun! Zat angry face of yours ist not so very charming though mein freund, ist zat how you do business? Zen you must not be getting very many clients! Zeh manners you must ‘ave ven doing business ist very particulier, und zat I am afraid, vill not work at all. Zis posh you speak of, why are zay of use to me? I am much more interested in ze men like you, zeh ones zat are blödes arschlocher. Do you know what zat means? I don’t think you do. And for zat, you are ein verlierer. 

By ze vay, I’ve heard you British ‘ave got some good tea? Ist it as good as zay all say?

(Source: johannes-richter)